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Murdered by voles. Just as I predicted.
Age 53 From Edwardsville, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about him

Which is your favorite television series?  
The Next Generation
What is your favorite movie?  
Star Trek The Motion Picture
Who is your favorite captain?  
Jean-Luc Picard
What is your favorite faction?  
Borg
Have you ever attended a Star Trek Convention?  
Yes
Do you speak Klingon language (tlhIngan Hol)?  
No
Who is your favorite villain?  
Any computer that takes things waaay too literally.

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Data-Modeling Guy,
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Well, doing almost anything with someone who has low standards and few expectations would be pretty damn nice. (Ideally, this person would also be wearing as little clothing as the law allows.)

The real fun is found in who you're with, not what you're doing.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Competitive cobbling? A impossibly large dose of PCP? Poking badgers with spoons? Honestly, I'm pretty damn flexible when it comes to the 'thing' part of 'trying things'.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Industrial, Latin, Ambient, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, Erotica
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Highly variable and can sometimes manage to be simultaneously disturbing and tedious. Imagine mixing potent dissociatives with a game of full contact 'Which-Dostoevsky-Character-Said-It?'. More abstractly, any experiential dopaminergic. Admittedly, that might be taking abstraction a little too far.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
I don't look for anything specific in others. I like to wandering distractedly through life until I get lucky and stumble into the middle of a Random New Thing. As long as that RNT doesn't turn out to be a bathtub full of spiders -- I'm pretty sure that that would be entirely unpleasant.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter
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