Don't give me any sexy sass or i will wrestle you.

I use Jedi mind tricks, am physically fit, have a plethora of hobbies, have a great sense of humor, and can hold intelligent conversations, but to sum up the qualifying myself for your attribute scrutiny, i am a genuine guy that loves to laugh and enjoys life, i am honest and don't put up with any BS or insecurity, so shoot me a message if you are interested in becoming an international diamond thief.

And clearly the best captain is Jean Luc Picard

Pesci