Okay, I put that picture there as a joke. Well, it's me, and I do like to wear cat ears. Okay, that's also my nose warmer--BUT, I don't usually wear it unless I'm trying to go to sleep, and my nose is cold. Mostly, I thought it was funny, because it's exactly the picture one should not use in a dating profile. Which makes it awesome!

Let's see... I don't smoke, I rarely drink, I'm politically-liberal and intolerant of conservatives, I like Diet Coke, I eat low-carb (meat and greens make me happy), I like going to the movies, coffee tastes good, and right now, I'm a BBW. But I've lost 60 pounds, though, so if you're a chubby chaser, you might only be happy with me until around January, when I start looking hot again.

I have a ginormous T-shirt collection, and I tip my servers well. I watch horrible television, which I watch on my computer. I love The Guild.

Vaaka